Archive - Long Story Short

You birds are so hateful!!

Mar 13 •

September 2024

How I spent my brat summer vacation

I'm finally ready to hear about your trip to Greece.

Sep 22, 2024 •

August 2023

Nobody said it would be easy

She's not dead, she's just having an existential crisis.

Aug 16, 2023 •

March 2023

I don’t know how else to say it.

Mar 5, 2023 •

December 2022

Beyoncé just texted

We're complaining *and* explaining.

Dec 16, 2022 •

August 2022

In case you forgot how we act outside

On forest bathing and being outdoorsy

Aug 8, 2022 •

June 2022

I've switched baristas

You won't break my soul (na, na)

Jun 30, 2022 •

January 2022

These are heavy feelings

And just like that...

Jan 23, 2022 •

December 2021

Starting over, yet again

Where do our dreams go when they die?

Dec 29, 2021 •

November 2021

Sometimes winning isn't that cool

With the one and only Alaska. Hiiiieeee!

Nov 2, 2021 •

August 2021

I'm rooting for you

Taking a break from The Sims to write this message

Aug 22, 2021 •

April 2021

It's true, I'm still alive

You all right, babes?

Apr 4, 2021 •

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